WELCOME TO THE DRAGON'S DEN, FOOL!

WHAT 'S THE MATTER? DRAGON GOT YOUR TONGUE?!

NHARK NHARK NHARK!

BY ENTERING MY DEN, YOU'VE ALREADY FORFEITED YOUR LIFE! WELCOME TO THE DINNER MENU, ENTRÉE! GNHHHAAAAHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Aaah, bullying you aside- Nhyellow, dear reader! Bored? Sent here by a link? Nhark Nhark!

Here is my grand, grand archive, for such a great dragon like myself! From mangoes, to projects I've abandoned, to my personal art. Check the links up there, nhyeh? IF YOUR HEAD HASN'T EXPLODED YET, GNHARGH!

The html was made using the LAYOUT BUILDER at sadgrrl.online. I'm learning html little by little! If I tried to do it from the ground up, I'd have no website, so I thank the creator profusely! Expect the website to change a lot as I learn more and get myself settled into the codes!... NHARK!

WHO'S THIS DUDE?

I AM! Igneous Rex Blackjack "Chompers" Croc-Dragon the third! Beast of blithe, monster of merry, an arrogance backed by 5 tons of fat muscle! Be you dovah - I am also called Jot!

You can call me Dragon. You can call me Chompers! Croc! Jot! Iggy! Igneous!

I'm a 3 meter tall crocodilian dragon with a bit of boar, gorilla, apple tree and marsupilami thrown in there. I live under the roots of a millenar tree in a cozy den! With a princess invasion. Any advice on getting rid of them in a dragane (dragon version of humane) way?

I have a lot of interests that tend towards the silly and lighthearted. You never get out of life alive, so I don't take it too seriously!

I'm also interested in GNARLY MONSTERS WITH CHOMPY TEETH NHARK NHARK NHARK! CHOMP!

And ginger ale and baked potato chips.